I just HAD to reblog this — a fantastic and hilarious follow-up to my last post by a funny and talented writer — enjoy!
- 7 Facebook Trends That Need To Stop Being Trends (mcphistomr2u.wordpress.com)
This was an easy #1, hands down. Nothing says “Appreciate me for my beauty, not for my brains” quite like a picture you took of yourself in the bathroom mirror making a duck face. No, don’t tell me it’s a sexy pout. Duck face is not sexy. Unless you’re a duck, being seen from the point of view of other ducks. I also like it when the toilet is clearly visible in the backdrop of selfies, because obviously that’s what you want associated with your lovely face.
2. Random kid ❤
People who take pictures holding a random baby bother me. I probably don’t know you enough to know whether or not that kid is actually yours. Do you have any idea how confusing this is to people? Luckily there’s usually that one estranged relative who actually asks if you’re the parent, because I sure don’t know you…
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